Sandro bought some piece-of-shit pixel display off AliExpress. Barely sent a signal without crying. No docs, no protocol, just dogshit. He wrote a spec for a stack VM so students could suffer like he did. I read it, laughed, and rewrote everything in Rust because his JavaScript VM ran like a wounded 386 on a heat stroke.

I bolted a compiler on it, wrote a VM that doesn’t suck, and shoved the whole thing into WebAssembly because apparently I hate myself. Now it runs in the browser. Compiles code. Pushes pixels. Kicks the hardware in the teeth.

Use it. Don’t. I already won.

Tech Stack (if you care):

• 🦀 Rust – 0% unsafe, 100% unsound.
• 🌐 WebAssembly – Browser pretending it's a real machine.
• 📝 Monaco Editor – What passes as an IDE these days.
• 🎨 Canvas – Pixel output. No shaders. No mercy.

What can it do?

Push bytes around. Draw pixels. Abuse stack. Animate with a language no sane person asked for.

It'll still outlive your web framework.

Why does this exist?

Because that display was an insult to silicon.

Because JavaScript isn't a runtime. It's regret.

Cheaper than therapy.

Because I can.

Goddamn it, copilot, enough.